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Marvy

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PostSubject: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeFri May 14, 2010 6:13 pm



A man is talking to the family doctor
Doc, I think my wife's going deaf




The doctor answers, Well, here's something you can try on her to test her hearing
Stand some distance away from her and ask her a question
If she doesn't answer, move a little closer and ask again
Keep repeating this until she answers
Then you'll be able to tell just how hard of hearing she really is




The man goes home and tries it out. He walks in the door and says
Honey, what's for dinner?He doesn't hear an answer
so he moves closer to her
Honey, what's for dinner? Still no answer
He repeats this several times
until he's standing just a few feet away from her




Finally, she answers
For the eleventh time, I said we're having MEATLOAF




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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeFri May 14, 2010 7:58 pm

hahahahahahahah

So finaly the man was deaf

Thanx a lot Noor for this joke

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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeSat May 15, 2010 5:36 pm

kako wrote:
hahahahahahahah

So finaly the man was deaf

Thanx a lot Noor for this joke

Regards





Yup


لأ و المشكله مينطي بنفسه



يقول مرته هيه الطرشه

هههههه


شكرااا ع المرور جيا



نهارك لافندر


تحياتي
نور البياتي


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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 24, 2010 9:17 pm


HAHAHA!
Maskeeen.


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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 24, 2010 9:30 pm

hahahah


Became the man is deaf


Thank you Noor
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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 25, 2010 6:05 am

Stella wrote:

HAHAHA!
Maskeeen.


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والله مرتو المسكينه

طول الوقت بيقول عليها طرشه
!!!

شكرا ع مرورك يا قلبي


ليلتك لافندر

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PostSubject: Re: The Deaf Wife   The Deaf Wife I_icon_minitimeSun Jul 25, 2010 6:06 am

albattar wrote:
hahahah


Became the man is deaf


Thank you Noor




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Yup lol

Thanx for stopping by Bro

It's good to see you here


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