blonde jokes

At a carwash in Burbank there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes latter she reappears at the car wash yelling “who ripped off my car phone!”
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A blonde goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk “I need to buy some deodorant for my husband.” “Does he use the ball kind?” inquired the clerk. “No,” replied the blonde, “the kind for under his arms.”
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A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: “Do you know where you were going?”
Blonde: “No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.”
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Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.
Blonde#1: “I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!”
Blonde#2: “Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!”