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Diary of A House Husband


This week I am at home & playing house husband
My wife left a list of things I need to do
This is soooooo easy I thought I would share it with you




1). Make the beds
What a waste of effort
we're only going to sleep in them again tonight
Forget that
Scratch one




2). Pick up dog poop in yard
It snowed last night
I don't see any dog poop
kids do you see any dog poop
Scratch two




3). Drop your shirts off at the cleaners
Duhh I'm on vacation I don't need them
Scratch three
This is easy, what's the fuss
Think I'll go on the computer for a while




4). Clean out Tupperware cabinet
Uhhhh that's a hard one
GOT IT, velcro on the door will keep them closed
Scratch four




5). Mop kitchen floor
The dog licked up that sugar
spill from breakfast
floor looks clean to me
Scratch five
Good doggie go play in the yard
She just loves rolling in the snow




6). Find something fun for the kids to do
That tin foil in the microwave thing was kinda fun
Scratch six
This is way too easy
I'll have lots of time for the computer




7). Vacuum the carpets
That's a hard one
Hey kids wanna have some more FUN
Scratch seven




8 ). Feed kids lunch
Hey kids, don't you have a friends house to go too
YESSSS Scratch eight




9). Clean out hallway closet
Hmmmm another hard one
That's it, take enough out of the closet to close the door
Outta sight outta mind
Hmmmm this other stuff can go under a bed
Scratch nine
Boy O Boy am I good, lunch time
Pour some chili into the cracker bag & eat
Taaa daaa no lunch dishs




10). Do laundryno problem I can do that while I'm on the computer
Scratch ten




11). Fold laundry
dang Ya know I never noticed how many pink things this family actually wears
Gonna have to ask da little lady
why she buys me pale pink underwear
Check this out a cashmere barbie sweater, cool
Scratch eleven




12) Put the laundry away
Baskets in bedrooms work for me
Scratch twelve
This is way too easy
Wonder why women always complain about house work




13). Water the Christmas tree
Oop's!... good thing
the carpet is absorbent
Scratch thirteen




14). Grocery shopping, Buy toilet paper
These old newspapers will do
besides, that's recycling
that's good for the earth
Scratch fourteen




15). Pick up the kids
Yeah right; we're talking about my kids here
Parents will normally pay to drop them back off
They'll be back
Scratch fifteen
Wonder who's on the computer
I have plenty of time




16). Make dinner
Easy,Hello do you deliver
uhhh double that
Ya know we will need more dinner tomorrow
Scratch sixteen




17). Clean out the dog house
duhh the dog sleeps in our bed
Like that needs to be done
Scratch seventeen



WOW all done. Man this is sooooo easy
Still time for some more puter and a nap


Women must complain about house work
just to make us guys think they're working

Wish I was a chick
!!!!



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Best Wishes
NOOR