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دمعة قمر

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PostSubject: Knock Knock Jokes   Knock Knock Jokes I_icon_minitimeSun Jun 06, 2010 6:22 am


Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Myth.
Myth who?
Myth you, too!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to go to school today?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken you open the door, please?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Alison.
Alison who?
Alison to my radio in the morning!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Kent.
Kent who?
Kent you tell?

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Egbert.
Egbert who?
Egbert no bacon please!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Sabina.
Sabina who?
Sabina long time since I’ve seen you!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Ivor.
Ivor who?
Ivor message for you!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive here, now let me in!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Witches!
Witches who?
Witches the way to go home?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Hugo.
Hugo who?
Hugo-ing to let me in, or what?

Knock Knock Jokes Knock_4

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Wooden Shoe.
Wooden Shoe who?
Wooden Shoe like to hear another joke?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
There’s no need to cry, it's only a joke!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Felix
Felix who?
Felix my ice-cream again, I'll bash him!

Knock knock
Who's there?
Isabelle
Isabelle who?
Isabelle necessary on a bike?

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Scot.
Scot who?
Scot nothing to do with you!


Knock Knock Jokes Knock_3

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you can see!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Snow.
Snow who?
Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name again!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Frank
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!

Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big kiss!

Knock Knock!
Who’s there
Canoe
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my homework, Dad, I’m stuck!







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PostSubject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes   Knock Knock Jokes I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 09, 2010 6:35 pm
haha


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

this one for aya

thanx

have a nice time
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PostSubject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes   Knock Knock Jokes I_icon_minitimeWed Jun 09, 2010 11:35 pm
موضوعك بيشبه

الو بابا فين اوله مين؟
هههههههههه

تسملين يا غالية


ليلتك ورد
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PostSubject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes   Knock Knock Jokes I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 10, 2010 6:44 am
Nirvana wrote:
haha


Knock knock!
Who’s there?
A titch.
A titch who?
Bless you!

this one for aya

thanx

have a nice time

هههههههههههههههه
Why? Does she sneeze a lot?
thank you for passing by Nirvana
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دمعة قمر

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PostSubject: Re: Knock Knock Jokes   Knock Knock Jokes I_icon_minitimeThu Jun 10, 2010 6:48 am
lara wrote:
موضوعك بيشبه

الو بابا فين اوله مين؟
هههههههههه

تسملين يا غالية


ليلتك ورد

ههههههههههههه
بابا فين
بابا هنا هنا اهو

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فبتكون كلمة بس بنطقها بتشبه كلمة تانية وعلى هالشي بتنعمل النكتة
استعملت هالنوع من النكت في تدريس شي إسمو هومونيمز باللغة الإنجليزيةويلي هو عبارة عن الكلمات المتاشبهة بالنطق مختلفة بالمعنى والتهجئة


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